The Weekly Woolong is a Cowboy Bebop fan project — an interactive, retro-terminal newspaper set entirely within the Cowboy Bebop universe, published weekly at theweeklywoolong.xyz.
Cowboy Bebop (1998, directed by Shinichirō Watanabe, produced by Sunrise) is one of the most beloved anime series ever made — a space western set across a colonised solar system in the year 2071, following a crew of bounty hunters aboard the spaceship Bebop. Its currency is the Woolong. Its law enforcement is the ISSP. Its most iconic meal is Bell Peppers and Beef. This paper is set inside that world.
Every week, a new issue goes live. The world is kept in-character at all times. No fourth-wall breaks. The satellite is named D-135. The paper is called the Woolong because that's what everyone is chasing.
The Weekly Woolong draws directly from established Cowboy Bebop lore. Here is the connection between the show and the paper:
- Woolong (₩) — the canonical solar system currency in Cowboy Bebop. The paper tracks live exchange rates and bounty reward values in Woolong.
- ISSP — the Inter Solar System Police. In Bebop, the underfunded ISSP outsources fugitive capture to licensed bounty hunters. The paper publishes the official ISSP contract board.
- Cowboys / Bounty Hunters — the central profession of the Bebop universe. The paper's Bounty section lists active contracts with rewards.
- Ganymede, Mars, Europa, Earth — all canonical Bebop locations, covered as live news beats.
- Bell Peppers and Beef — the most famous meal in Bebop lore. The paper includes a full in-universe recipe. The beef is aspirational. It usually is.
- The 2022 Lunar Accident — in Bebop's lore, a hyperspace gate accident in 2022 devastated the Moon and pushed civilization outward. The Weekly Woolong's world is set in the aftermath of an equivalent event.
- GATE Protocol — the hyperspace gate network from the show, adapted into a transit news section covering routes, capacity, and advisories.
Each weekly issue covers the following sections:
Solar system governance, treaties, Jovian moon politics, Mars-Earth relations.
Post-catastrophe Earth — the provisional council, the remaining 1.5 billion.
Woolong exchange rates, live fictional stock ticker (Gina Motors, HexaChess, Pippu Cola).
Frontier companies — the businesses your grandchildren will think were always here.
Interplanetary transit news, gate capacity, ISSP travel advisories.
ISSP contract listings. Catch them alive. Get paid in Woolong.
Human-scale stories from across the solar system — people who matter.
Independent Ring of Satellite Intelligence — live debris impact forecast with real lat/lon map.
Recipes: Bell Peppers and Beef, shiitake in space, growing tomatoes in zero gravity.
The real team and the real infrastructure keeping the signal alive.
- Stack: A single static HTML file with vanilla JavaScript — no framework, no server, deployable on GitHub Pages.
- Live data: Woolong converter, stock ticker, and IRSI impact forecast are all JavaScript — computed in-browser, no external API calls.
- Weekly pipeline: A Python script (
generate_issue.py) generates alatest.jsonfile with the new issue's content. The page fetches this on load and patches the DOM — keeping the same HTML shell week after week. - IRSI map: A built-in SVG rendering real lat/lon coordinates — no external map tile assets required.
- Hosting: GitHub Pages — static, efficient, minimal footprint.